Untangling the mess.
October is a perfect month to frighten a few (um, all) of those problem clients. On All Hallows' Eve, the lawyers of the world (1.3 million of them)1 will make a collective decision to devote their days to yarn bombing around the world. Officials will be confused then overrun with calls to cut through this new red tape. A black market for scissors will quickly develop and rumors will rage that the International Space Station is next. As lawyers perfect their guerilla knitting tactics, clients the world over realize they are really in a tangle now.